I’m Cris Beasley, the wild love child of a business coach and a dominatrix. Uh-huh, I can take your pants down and spank you if that’s what you need, but mostly, I’m here to teach people who are already powerhouses how to truly dom – not the silly, performative version that 50 Shades of Grey gave us.
Here’s a taste of the magic:
Rapid Transformation:
One client watched a video of himself from six months ago and was stunned. He could not believe how much he had changed.
Building Secure Love:
He went from second-guessing a relationship with an incredible woman to enjoying a solid connection with her and two other fantastic poly partners.
Mending Family Bonds:
His rocky relationship with his teenage daughter has blossomed into hugs and real conversations. He also now sets calm, quiet boundaries with his narcissistic mother and ex-wife.
Tapping Into Pure Source:
A spontaneous guitar awakening unlocked gifts straight from the channel.
Experiencing Extraordinary Joy:
After years of feeling paralyzed at big events, he sent me a photo captioned, “I was laughing so hard I literally couldn't stand up. This looks suspiciously like joy.”
About You
I specialize in world-changing artists and entrepreneurs. Although my clients have come from many different backgrounds, they share some essentials in common.
You must be willing to question the heroic approach. Our year together will deconstruct the savior complexes and the toxic BS that is strangling you.
You are highly motivated. There will be moments when you wish you could forget what you just learned because the vision you now hold for yourself seems impossibly big. I will support you in getting through these temporary moments of doubt, but you must choose to keep going.
If you’re going through one of the top three most transformative/confusing/disorienting moments of your life, you may be my client for a 10-month deep dive.
About Me
I guide you through the intricate journey of integrating all parts of yourself because I’m an artist, entrepreneur, and a fierce advocate for your transformation. My journey includes:
Featured in Major Publications:
My AI company graced the cover of The Atlantic in 2015, and Forbes spotlighted my shift from tech to healing.
Diverse Experience:
I’ve worked with Sequoia Capital and Mozilla, and trained in body and energetic work for deep trauma release.
Creative Pursuits:
I paint, write, compose, and produce; my current project is an album that one described as a “lunchtime DMT trip.”
I help my clients access their hidden wisdom to co-design our sessions and immersive experiences. These have ranged from an aurora trip to Alaska where we had dinner with a table full of senators, to a business conference where I saw the executive team in action, to a tantra dance festival in Lago Atitlan, Guatemala.
During the in-person retreats, we prioritize bodywork and energetic trauma cleanings to stabilize your body and mind for kundalini activations. Once your energies are sensitized, I help you integrate whatever gifts are unlocked. They must be tuned in order to be of more help than harm, and that’s my specialty. Think of it like X-Men training or Hogwarts… but for real.
